Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Who Hires Michael Phelps?

Michael Phelps isn't funny, isn't charismatic and is PAINFUL to watch on television. If I see one more commercial with him pitching Rosetta Stone I'm going to stab something. Did anyone see his attempt at hosting on SNL? Awful. Just awful. Even some good ideas (the Michael Phelps diet) were just ruined because of the void that is his on screen personality. 

He is so bad it's almost as if he has to work at being this bad. His stupid "under a minute" line at the end of the Rosetta Stone commercial has ensured I will never, ever buy their stupid product and continue to hold them in contempt for continually interrupting my Sunday football sessions with his useless pratter. 

You won 8 Gold Medals. You can do whatever you want. Quit pitching shit. 

Thursday, December 04, 2008

New Post On the Movie Blog

New post on the IHTSBIH movie blog. 

Check it out HERE.